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Old 06-02-2002   #7 (permalink)
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Tomorrow's Headline, Today:

Police Puzzled Over World-Wide Thefts of Red Bull Ad Props

Police are today saying an amazing number of thefts around the glode. They say in almost every city on Earth the large "Red Bull Engergy" drink cans mounted on the company's vehicles, disappeared overnight.

"We don't understand it. They're just a prop. It's just a big empty can. It's not like there's actually anything in them." said Arnold J. Clueless, spokesman for the energy drink maker. Police at first blamed the thefts on fraternities, but quicky realized that the cases were cropping up everywhere...

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