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Originally Posted by dakkon2k
I can see something like this workin` at the turnpike plazas. Most are nice enough you wouldn't mind luggin the laptop in while you had a free OJ and watch tourons wonder aimlessly. Catch is make it $5.95 a day(24 hour period) `I`d be willing to pay that in pinch. A lot of Truck stops offer wifi and are respectable now  So not much fear of a lot lizard acosting you as you surf goatse or hottruckerbabes.com |
Being the son of an Ex-trucker. I haven't heard that term in a long time. When I was about 11 years of age my father brought me on a trip during the summer. As he went into the bunk to get some rest and letting me stay up front to watch TV, he instructed me to jump in the sleeper if anyone knocked.
After about 20 minutes and him starting to snore really good, I heard a knock. Over the doghouse I went, landed on Dad's private parts as I rolled behind him. He jumped up in pain. I told him someone knocked and he looked out. What did he see? A lot Lizard asking if he wanted a date. As he held his pain in he told her no and to just go away.
Yep, That was my first encounter with a "Woman of the night" at 11 years of age. You know, it took a few months for me to get my father to explain what a Lot Lizard was after he kept telling that story to friends.
I figure you all would enjoy that story.