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Old 05-22-2007   #10 (permalink)
Airstreamer
Sniffin' the aether
 
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Join Date: Nov 2004
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Originally Posted by Starpoint
1) Connect friend's testicles (or tits if female) to Megger (google this) and "show them the error of their ways"

2) press the reset button on your router.... I mean you have physical access to it RIIIIIIIGHT?
Megger?!? 'Cmon, let's get serious.

/rummages around in junk box..

Aha!! Here it is! My refugee from the garbage dump!

A wooden boxed Ford Model 'T' vibrator driven spark coil!

Tie that puppy on the parts in the nether regions and let's see what happens!
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Obamacaine!

They won't feel the shaft until it's too late!
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