LOL Seriously. I want a compact unit about the size of 2 3.5" floppy drives. This would include the hard drive, NIC, battery, etc.

A laptop is just too big for my desires and I don't want a screen and keyboard stuck on the unit while it is out "in the field". Also, with a used laptop, I'd probably have to replace it's battery too which are way over priced.

Tron Of Borg