Aluminum Foil Deflector Beanie
I suggest wearing an Aluminum Foil Deflector Beanie while stumbling...
Get pulled over with that puppy on, and providing that it isnt loose and/or distracting you/blocking your vision, and they will let your potentially looney ass go right away...
I was pulling over years ago when drove a Metallic Red El Camino (read as neon 'pull me over' sign) and the cop saw a metal length of shiney chrome pieces in the floorboard... I showed it to him, it was a series of networking baluns hooked together, he said it looked like a pot pipe.... then he pointed to the white feathers on a length of white leather string hanging from my Rearview mirror, I told him it was just decorative thing, he said it looked like a roach clip...
he then looked at a short length of PVC pipe behind my seat, it was even in the commercial clear plastic bag I bought it in with a big label saying it was a replacment plumbing part.... he asked me what it was and I looked at him and said
'its a bong'
He swallowed his gum, almost fell over, laughed at me and let me go... guess it paid off to be a smartass... that time anyways...
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-Jeffrowe
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