Its a well known fact that the speed of a wardrivers laptop is based not on non-sense like CPU speed or levels of RAM, but stickers.
Top wardrivers have cool stickers.
Here is my laptop, it fals down because it doesn't have any "hacker" or "wardriver )(" stickers - these are hard things to come by in the UK.
I have, however, purchased this sticker to replace the 2 you currently see.
