Oh, but I am.....
Lemme just say I have visited the Flying J at exit 1 on the Georgia side of the border no less than 25 times.
For a long time it was free internet at (some) the Flying J's, but I think it was just a config error. Most now are pay to surf.... bastards.
Amazingly there are alot of hits on NS on that trip, sometimes in the middle of no where. I did find out that some of the farmers use WiFi in their tractors..... surfing while plowing I guess.
