Originally Posted by JTX

/me imagines a WLAN orphanage...

Daughter: "Daddy, daddy, look! That's such a cute little Orinoco card! It's even got the external connector!"
Father: "Hmm, it is in good shape, but you do know you'll have to take good care of it."
Daughter: "Yes, daddy, I promise I will stumble with it every day! Pleeeeasssse!"
Father: "Okay, well if you promise to stumble then we will adopt it. Sir, get me the papers, that Orinoco is coming home with us today!"

And that's how the orphaned Orinoco found a new home. Such a happy story