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1 of each please
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Heeere's your sign!
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I've got to have that Maglite shotgun. Concealed in plain sight. Might be wise to get the AOW $200 stamp for it.
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I see a new ONS (operational needs statement) being written for certain people in Iraq...
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Asshole Emeritus
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Hmmm, I was just thinking. theprez gets to the sand box...hooks up with another NS member and BAMM!...another terrorist gets blown to shit.
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The cell phone is too obvious, unless the person with it has a mullet a 78 trans-am w/t-tops
 As for the maglite options, outstanding idea! A .380 or a 410 is respectable. Price wise they are the same from 1 company. ARES DEFENCE COMPANION FLASHLIGHT FIREARM "AOW" $5.00 TRANSFER TAX --- COVERT .410 SHOTGUN INSTALLED IN A THREE "D" CELL MAGLIGHT.....THESE WERE MADE IN VERY LIMITED QUANTITIES..... SUPERIOR MANUFACTURING & DESIGN - FLASHLIGHT IS STILL OPERATIONAL ----- VERY COOL - TRULY A "LAST CHANCE" BACK-UP DEFENSIVE WEAPON $595 or CSG AOW .380 COMPANION MINI LIGHT FLASHLIGHT GUN..... NEW RELEASE ..... A JOINT PROJECT FROM CSG AND ASI ---- A NEW UPDATED VERSION OF THE .380 MAG TYPE FLASHLIGHT WEAPON....... THESE UNITS HAVE AN ALL STEEL FIRE CONTROL, BARREL AND CHAMBER ASSEMBLY.... THE FIRE CONTROL UNIT SCREWS INTO THE FLASHLIGHT BODY AND COMES WITH A SPECIAL SPANNER WRENCH TO ALLOW FLASHLIGHT BATTERY REPLACEMENT.... THE STEEL BARREL/CHAMBER ASSEMBLY THEN SCREWS INTO THE FIRE CONTROL HOUSING TO MAKE FOR A LIFETIME USE UNIT.... THE OLDER TYPES SCREWED STEEL INTO ALUMINUM WHICH IN SHORT ORDER WOULD WEAR THE SOFT METAL THREADS AND RENDER THE FIREARM USELESS AND UN-REPAIRABLE..... FOR A COMPACT TOP QUALITY BACK UP AOW AND FLASHLIGHT THE CSG COMPANION .380 IS IT. COMPLETE WITH SPANNER TAKE DOWN WRENCH AND NYLON BELT POUCH. $595 and for the James Bond geeks: THE ENIGMA "AOW" BRIEFCASE GUN AVAILABLE TO QUALIFIED INDIVIDUALS, SECURITY SERVICES AND LAW ENFORCEMENT AGENCIES. THIS FIREARM IS CLASSIFIED AS AN "AOW", AND HAS ONLY A $5.00 TRANSFER TAX $1695
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What's next? You gonna meet him in a bar and ask to push in his stool? /runs.
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Sniffin' the aether
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/ducks FIRST, then runs
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