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Old 05-30-2002   #1 (permalink)
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Talking Funny wireless security ad. (Large File)
Here's a scan of a full page ad in a network mag I get.
Thought it was kinda humurous.

It's about 700K, tried to shrink it as much as possible while still being able to read it.

http://www.angelfire.com/fl/cnorman
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Here's a scan of a full page ad in a network mag I get.
Thought it was kinda humurous.

It's about 700K, tried to shrink it as much as possible while still being able to read it.

http://www.angelfire.com/fl/cnorman
The media and marketing.. a dangerous combo.. does anyone stumble like this IRL?... shouldn't his eyes be on the road?... bad image of SWD...
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Wardriving in Movies...
What is next?

N E T S T U M B L E R - T H E - M O V I E

A story about a bunch of guys (and one girl) who went on a nationwide stumbling trip.... <fade>

<action>
...but went too far...
<fade>

<robotic voice in background>
"All your 802.11b are belong to us"

<scrolling ones and zeros>
10101011001001001001001000100010010010010001011010 10110010010010010010001000100100100100010110101011 00100100100100100010001001001001000101101010110010 01001001001000100010010010010001011010101100100100 10010010001000100100100100010110101011001001001001 0010001000

<techno music>

<robotic voice in background>
"All your 802.11b are belong to us"

<girl scream>
"Don't Marius, don't do it!

<robotic voice in background>
"All your 802.11b are belong to us"

<drama builds>

<ALL STOP>

<camera at comic relief scene>

<voice of female>
"Oh wait, where do you want me to stick this?"

<robotic voice in background>
"All your 802.11b are belong to us"

<fade to black>

COMING TO A THEATER NEAR YOU.... changed to


BROADCASTING FROM AN AP NEAR YOU!
2004
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The media and marketing.. a dangerous combo.. does anyone stumble like this IRL?... shouldn't his eyes be on the road?... bad image of SWD...
Umm ... I have 3 pringle cantenna's of the exact same type ... none of which get any better gain than the others and I carry them all with me when I go wardriving!! I also look like a moron and stare at my pc while driving down the highway!!

j/k
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Umm ... I have 3 pringle cantenna's of the exact same type ... none of which get any better gain than the others and I carry them all with me when I go wardriving!! I also look like a moron and stare at my pc while driving down the highway!!

j/k
I am just glad he isn't all dressed in black and has a mohawk and his face is all pierced and has JJJJolt cans laying everywhere... and has hot silicon filled babes in bikinis in the back seat staring interesting at the TFT....
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I am just glad he isn't all dressed in black and has a mohawk and his face is all pierced and has JJJJolt cans laying everywhere... and has hot silicon filled babes in bikinis in the back seat staring interesting at the TFT....
I don't know what world you are living in but this is all reality ... Isn't it?? That's the description of a "Hacker" ... or is it a "Cracker" ... I always get the stereotypical definitions confused.

Again ... "You are in the 'security business' and you know a lot about the 'Inter-Web' so you must be a 'Hacker' ... I saw it on CNN!!"
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I don't know what world you are living in but this is all reality ... Isn't it?? That's the description of a "Hacker" ... or is it a "Cracker" ... I always get the stereotypical definitions confused.

Again ... "You are in the 'security business' and you know a lot about the 'Inter-Web' so you must be a 'Hacker' ... I saw it on CNN!!"
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The Bluesocket Wireless Gateway defeats threats to your wireless LAN, simply and cost-effectively. It not only keeps out crackers, it delivers:
Ok I will give them this much, the kid they used for this photo looks like a cracker (not the computer kind). His handle is probably W0ND3R-BR3@D...

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When the chips are down, you can count on Bluesocket
... and for this quote they should have a picture of Kenny Rogers
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[b]His handle is probably W0ND3R-BR3@D...
That's my cYb3r-$3X |-|@|\|d|_3

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... and for this quote they should have a picture of Kenny Rogers
Kenny is my |-|3r0
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Web-based centralized management
Is this like the Linksys Remote Admin? I would love to know that any time I see a bluesocket gateway that I can type in the WAN IP with :8080 and connect to the gateway from afar!!
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Is this like the Linksys Remote Admin? I would love to know that any time I see a bluesocket gateway that I can type in the WAN IP with :8080 and connect to the gateway from afar!!
Even better ... Let's make a wireless router where by default the router is the DMZ!!

That'd be secure!!
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have you actually checked out their site? It is just as bad as the ad ...

http://www.bluesocket.com/nc/
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DOH... acidrayne has performed a "THREE IN A ROW!"

Congratulations!
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have you actually checked out their site? It is just as bad as the ad ...

http://www.bluesocket.com/nc/
hell no, I don't want to throw up anymore than I already have over sir cracker and his mr.chips box.
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hell no, I don't want to throw up anymore than I already have over sir cracker and his mr.chips box.
I love how the Mr Chips can is a blatent rip-off of the Pringles® logo.
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I love how the Mr Chips can is a blatent rip-off of the Pringles® logo.
Those talented creative directors know all the tricks of how much you have to alter a copyrighted logo before it no longer is the same logo.. ...
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