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wrzwaldo · 07-12-2005

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Originally Posted by Dutch

Yeah, I had one, but I'm not allowed to go to the lapdance joints anymore

Dutch..

Warming up before a show?

Thorn · 07-12-2005

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Originally Posted by wrzwaldo

Warming up before a show?

Isn't that Luke Skywalker and his sister?

wrzwaldo · 07-12-2005

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Originally Posted by Thorn

Isn't that Luke Skywalker and his sister?

Damn I think you're right! Here, this one says Dutchs new hobby.

I need to verify my sources, sorry for the confusion.

Dutch · 07-12-2005

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Originally Posted by wrzwaldo

Warming up before a show?

I only went to them as a customer, not as a performer. And if any of the performers had looked like that, I'd been out of there faster than you could say "bollocks".

(Based on the hairdo on the person in the housemaid outfit, I'm wondering if G8t is moonlighting for some extra cash though...)

Dutch

wrzwaldo · 07-12-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dutch

I only went to them as a customer, not as a performer. And if any of the performers had looked like that, I'd been out of there faster than you could say "bollocks".

(Based on the hairdo on the person in the housemaid outfit, I'm wondering if G8t is moonlighting for some extra cash though...)

Dutch

Had me worried when you started with "I only went to them as a customer"!

G8tK33per · 07-12-2005

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Originally Posted by Dutch

I only went to them as a customer, not as a performer. And if any of the performers had looked like that, I'd been out of there faster than you could say "bollocks".

(Based on the hairdo on the person in the housemaid outfit, I'm wondering if G8t is moonlighting for some extra cash though...)

Dutch

I'm a brunette, thank you!

theprez98 · 07-12-2005

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Originally Posted by G8tK33per

I'm a brunette, thank you!

Coming right up...

yoda-69 · 07-12-2005

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Originally Posted by Thorn

That other little mother with his bad syntax and neo-eastern-mystic crap should have been drop-kicked out the studio.

Hmmm - elder respect you are missing, no?

G8tK33per · 07-12-2005

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Originally Posted by yoda-69

Hmmm - elder respect you are missing, no?

Damn, took you guys long enough. I actually thought waldo would have gotten this one first. OK, he's off the 'flunkie' list...

Dutch · 07-12-2005

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Originally Posted by G8tK33per

I'm a brunette, thank you!

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Originally Posted by theprez98

Coming right up...

I think I'm in love... G8t, when is your next shift ?

Dutch

(All we need now, is a Monthy Python quote, and we can call this for a successfull threadjack..)

Monitr7 · 07-12-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dutch

I think I'm in love... G8t, when is your next shift ?

Dutch

(All we need now, is a Monthy Python quote, and we can call this for a successfull threadjack..)

Uh...

/shakes head, bewildered. leaves to go find some MD 20/20.

/comes back in

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE are the knights who saaaaaaay... NI!

yoda-69 · 07-12-2005

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Originally Posted by G8tK33per

Damn, took you guys long enough. I actually thought waldo would have gotten this one first. OK, he's off the 'flunkie' list...

I tried to get it up sooner but a damn conference call slowed me down... You'd swear I work for Citrus sometimes.

Dutch · 07-12-2005

Monty Python quote coming up...

The smell of fresh-cut timber! The crash of mighty trees!
With my best gal by my side...
(As he leaps he takes the hand of a frail adoring blonde, the heroine of many a mountaineering film, or perhaps the rebel maid. She clings to his side and looks adoringly into his eyes. The choir is loud now and there is music as well.)

With my best gal by my side, we'd sing, SING...

(A fanfare is struck and the Lumberjack launches into song.)
Oh, I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay!
I sleep all night and I work all day.

(A small chorus of Canadian mounties has by now joined in.)

Mounties : He's a lumberjack, and he's okay!
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

Lumberjack : I cut down trees, I eat my lunch,
I go to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays I go shoppin'
and have buttered scones for tea.

Mounties : He cuts down trees, he eats his lunch,
he goes to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays he goes shoppin'
and has buttered scones for tea.

All: He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day!

Lumberjack : I cut down trees, I skip and jump,
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing
and hang around in bars!

Mounties : He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps,
he likes to press wild flowers.
He puts on women's clothing
and hangs around in bars?!

(A brief, confused pause.)

All: ...He's a lumberjack, and he's okay!
He sleeps all night and he works all day!

Lumberjack : I cut down trees, I wear high heels,
suspenders and a bra!
I wish I'd been a girlie,
just like my dear papa!

Mounties : He cuts down trees, he wears... high heels?
Suspenders... and a bra?!

(The music cuts off as the mounties stop singing and begin instead to yell at the Lumberjack.)

Wants to be a girlie?!

...Poofter! Bloody poofter!

One Mountie : Pinko commie fairy faggot...

(The Lumberjack assumes a majestic pose but it is of little use. He looks worriedly back and forth.)

His Girl: Oh, Bevis! And I thought you were so RUGGED!!

(She runs off crying, and the Mounties begin to pelt the Lumberjack with tomatoes, booing. He wipes them off his face as best he can, but they keep coming. Eventually he shuffles dejectedly out of the scene.)

(Longish pause. The Mounties, still in group formation, shake their heads. Then one of them looks up at the camera and points.)

Mounties : (suddenly) He's a lumberjack, and he's okay!
He sleeps all night and he works all day!
He's a lumberjack, and he's okaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay...

(This last note they hold for over half a minute)

Sleeps all night and he works all day!

Threadjack complete...

Dutch

Monitr7 · 07-12-2005

/me looks at my previous post

Guess I don't count around here. Thought my post already completed it. Thassokay, thassokay. Don't worry 'bout ol' M7. I'll just be sittin' around here, drinking my MD.

/hangs head

Dutch · 07-12-2005

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Originally Posted by Monitr7

/me looks at my previous post

Guess I don't count around here. Thought my post already completed it. Thassokay, thassokay. Don't worry 'bout ol' M7. I'll just be sittin' around here, drinking my MD.

/hangs head

It's okay M7.. Next time I'm sure you'll find a Monty Python quote approriate to the threadjack..

Dutch

07-12-2005	#28 (permalink)
Dutch Humourless EuroMod. Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: City of Mermaids, Denmark Posts: 6,819	Monty Python quote coming up... The smell of fresh-cut timber! The crash of mighty trees! With my best gal by my side... (As he leaps he takes the hand of a frail adoring blonde, the heroine of many a mountaineering film, or perhaps the rebel maid. She clings to his side and looks adoringly into his eyes. The choir is loud now and there is music as well.) With my best gal by my side, we'd sing, SING... (A fanfare is struck and the Lumberjack launches into song.) Oh, I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay! I sleep all night and I work all day. (A small chorus of Canadian mounties has by now joined in.) Mounties : He's a lumberjack, and he's okay! He sleeps all night and he works all day. Lumberjack : I cut down trees, I eat my lunch, I go to the lavatory. On Wednesdays I go shoppin' and have buttered scones for tea. Mounties : He cuts down trees, he eats his lunch, he goes to the lavatory. On Wednesdays he goes shoppin' and has buttered scones for tea. All: He's a lumberjack, and he's okay. He sleeps all night and he works all day! Lumberjack : I cut down trees, I skip and jump, I like to press wild flowers. I put on women's clothing and hang around in bars! Mounties : He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps, he likes to press wild flowers. He puts on women's clothing and hangs around in bars?! (A brief, confused pause.) All: ...He's a lumberjack, and he's okay! He sleeps all night and he works all day! Lumberjack : I cut down trees, I wear high heels, suspenders and a bra! I wish I'd been a girlie, just like my dear papa! Mounties : He cuts down trees, he wears... high heels? Suspenders... and a bra?! (The music cuts off as the mounties stop singing and begin instead to yell at the Lumberjack.) Wants to be a girlie?! ...Poofter! Bloody poofter! One Mountie : Pinko commie fairy faggot... (The Lumberjack assumes a majestic pose but it is of little use. He looks worriedly back and forth.) His Girl: Oh, Bevis! And I thought you were so RUGGED!! (She runs off crying, and the Mounties begin to pelt the Lumberjack with tomatoes, booing. He wipes them off his face as best he can, but they keep coming. Eventually he shuffles dejectedly out of the scene.) (Longish pause. The Mounties, still in group formation, shake their heads. Then one of them looks up at the camera and points.) Mounties : (suddenly) He's a lumberjack, and he's okay! He sleeps all night and he works all day! He's a lumberjack, and he's okaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay... (This last note they hold for over half a minute) Sleeps all night and he works all day! Threadjack complete... Dutch __________________ All your answers are belong to Google. SEARCH DAMMIT! Warning. Warning. Low C8H10N4O2 level detected. Operator halted.... Last edited by Dutch : 07-12-2005 at 08:18 AM.

07-12-2005	#29 (permalink)
Monitr7 Not feeling funny... Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Rebrandsoftware's mom's house... Posts: 1,707	/me looks at my previous post Guess I don't count around here. Thought my post already completed it. Thassokay, thassokay. Don't worry 'bout ol' M7. I'll just be sittin' around here, drinking my MD. /hangs head __________________ WTOTD Industries - Where quality is Job #3. G8tK33per doesn't care about the tarded people! -Kanye West

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