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Old 09-23-2004   #1 (permalink)
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Cartenna?

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now i dont pretend to know all the ins and outs of wi-fi, and all the math that goes with it, but would it not be possible to make your car the atenna for wardrving?
I mean, is there no way to use the metal of the cars body/chassis as the antenna?

Is would make your "profile" much smaller

Is this feasible?
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Old 09-23-2004   #2 (permalink)
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No. There's no practical way.
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You could try hot-glueing a twisted coat hanger onto the top of a tinfoil hat.
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No, at least not effective for 2400Mhz. I'm sure someone can go long into Antenna theory and radiation patterns, etc. but simply:

Wavelength (in feet) = 984 / frequency (in megahertz)
.41(feet)=984/2400 or 4.92 so ideally the antenna only needs to be 4.92 inches in length.

A few reasons I can see not using a car body is the metal is not continous there are insulating breaks between panels, frame, etc. The body of the car is used at power ground for the entire vehicle. The impedence of the car is not matched to the receiving equipment.

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You could try hot-glueing a twisted coat hanger onto the top of a tinfoil hat.
that only helps to block alien thought rays and for teletubby impersonations.
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... and for teletubby impersonations.
Don't twist it into a triangle or the purple one may slap you with his purse.

joema,
You're next logical question is probably going to be whether you can integrate it into the AM/FM antenna. Again, the practical answer is no. It can be done, but is costly and ineffecient.

Considering that WiFi mobile antennae are usually in the $50-$75 range for a good one, and the largest mobile antennae usually is about 3" in length, you are better off spending your money there. The "profile" is not very much at all.
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that only helps to block alien thought rays and for teletubby impersonations.
Twist it into a really abstract, f'd-up pattern and pretend you're "Drunky-Wunkie", a lesser-known teletubby. Sadly, they had to let him go in after the third episode, in which he pimp-slapped the purple one and ralphed on the vacuum cleaner thing.
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It's official... Monitr7 is the resident TT-expert. He knows more about the show, than my kid does, and she's considered the local kindergarten expert....

Just my 0.02€'s worth...

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You could try hot-glueing a twisted coat hanger onto the top of a tinfoil hat.
We're working on resolving this issue right now. It appears that when you hot glue a coat hanger twisted into an upside down triangle to your tin foil hat, it actually amplifies your brain waves instead of reflecting them, allowing the aliens to actually read your minds from up to 1800 miles!

From what we have gathered, it makes no sense.
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It's official... Monitr7 is the resident TT-expert. He knows more about the show, than my kid does, and she's considered the local kindergarten expert....

Just my 0.02€'s worth...

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Huh? Wha? Oh, hey man, not me. I've never watched that stuff. No; never. Well, okay, once. Twice. Only on my days off. With my kids. Yeah...
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