New Forums needed (Tongue firmly in cheek)

OK, I modestly propose a few new forums...

Forum: Lazy Newbie
Purpose: I want to stumble, but too lazy to learn to search or to just read
Example message: What card will work with NS?
Example response: Read the "readme.html", nitwit.

Forum: Script Kiddie
Purpose: I want to steal bandwidth, but I'm too lazy to learn to do it myself
Example message: pleaz mail me a crack
Example response: This is not a warez board!

Forum: Script Kidde Newbie
Purpose: I want to crack my neighbor's WEP, but I'm lazy AND so new as to be clueless
Example messages: whats the crack for the netstumbler readme?
Example response: Go home, your mamma's calling.

Forum: l33t n4m3z
Purpose: For people with names like "gr8fuld3dh4xrZ" who want the rest of us to decode their name
Example messages: Any message signed by someone using a 3 to replace an e in their name
Example response: Did they teach basic English in your school?

Forum: RF Clueless
Purpose: For those think that owning an AP gives them an FCC broadcast license
Example messages: Where can I get a 50kw radio amp?
Example response: FCC Part 15

Forum: Endless Legal Debates
Purpose: For the street lawyers only. Real attorneys need not apply.
Example messages: It is (illegal/legal) to steal bandwidth.
Example response: It (is/is not), you moron!

Forum: Cranky Old Farts' Responses
Purpose: For those sick of seeing the same questions posted by people too lazy to look this stuff up.
Example message: Search, you lazy bastard!
Example response: Why won't you do all the work for me?

I'll probably be told to go to the last one. Did I miss any?

Cheers,
Thorn

Couldn't agree more.

http://forums.netstumbler.com/search.php

Tron Of Borg

*tongue in cheek*

man and some people cant take a joke (in regards to people who replace e's with 3's in there names)

my advice would be continue to take your paxil at the intervals required by your doctor.

hmm or i could just be some l4m3r who l1k3z t0 pr3t3nd t0 b3 l33t H4X0RZ D00D.

or i could simply be sarcasticly using l33t speak

or (my personal opinion)

i could be full of crap.


take your pic

I think it is the crap
o well l8r all

Start - Turn OFF Computer - <cr>

I like the idea of a legal forum but geting those others to fly would take work. besides, no one would post to them other than those idiots for which they were created for... they would eventually get tried of no one with a brain answering there endless questions and come back to the good info forums.... but then again, here i'm being a street lawyer (in mind set) again


All in good fun.

Throm = Thron

Thron = Thorn


I either need glasses or this dislexia is getting the best of me

Dislexia is Optical Encryption. LMFAO (I know...its not an optical effect but it sounds funny!)

And, since it is a encryption, can we go to jail (and not collect $200) for decoding it?


Tron Of Borg


<quote>
"I either need glasses or this dislexia is getting the best of me "
</quote>

...folks, those folks who take me too serious need serious help. I'm just an average mean spirited, cranky, bitter, middle-aged old fart in my late 30's that loves logic conumdrums and hates non-thinkers. I don't have to be right all the time, I have this insasiable need to be logical in a painfully illogical world. The trouble with this is I was never blessed with a perfect thinker myself and logic ends up twisted,warped and inverted. Just like the thinking of a twisted mentat (for those Dune fans).

-SAU

Seems (to me at least) we (all) needed a thread like this to post our frustrations about reading some *seriously* jacked-up posts

Ok, everyone take your pixels, paxils, seraphim, nephalim, corposec, or whatever you use to regulate mood. lets all refocus

... pills are good! you better take your vitamins!

NOW, SHUT UP, GET YOUR GEAR, LETS GO STUMBLE THE ENTIRE COUNTRY!

[Thorn]

In light of the amount of pathic and idiotic threads in the last few days, I figure I'd bump this up again.

Cheers,

[blackwave]

Originally posted by Thorn
In light of the amount of pathic and idiotic threads in the last few days, I figure I'd bump this up again.

ROFLMAO!... I forgot about those!

[g0tr00t]

Originally posted by Thorn
OK, I modestly propose a few new forums...
Forum: l33t n4m3z
Purpose: For people with names like "gr8fuld3dh4xrZ" who want the rest of us to decode their name
Example messages: Any message signed by someone using a 3 to replace an e in their name
Example response: Did they teach basic English in your school?
Cheers,
Thorn

That would be me.

g0tr00t

I mean 7ha7 w0u7D b3 m3.

g07r007

[acidrayne]

Originally posted by g0tr00t


That would be me.

g0tr00t

I mean 7ha7 w0u7D b3 m3.

g07r007

LoL ... What's up with all the funky old threads being bumped?