Laptop and Netstumbler

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Laptop and Netstumbler

Postby itsnotme » Mon Nov 14, 2011 12:26 am

So, I've got this work laptop now with a nice empty slot that I can put my cobwebbed ORiNOCO card into, and get back into some good old fashioned netstumbling. However, my IT people are anal and I need a good excuse to get them to install netstumbler.

What do you suggest?

(Had to liven up the site.. crikey I haven't been around since 2008.)

Edit: P.s. how's everyone doing?
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Re: Laptop and Netstumbler

Postby Starpoint » Sun Nov 20, 2011 3:43 pm

is it a company laptop or your own?
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Re: Laptop and Netstumbler

Postby itsnotme » Sun Nov 20, 2011 6:18 pm

This was supposed to be more of a joke kind of thing.... but yeah it's a company laptop.
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Re: Laptop and Netstumbler

Postby Starpoint » Sun Nov 20, 2011 6:24 pm

well if you are an old timer from here... you know that we keep out flame throwers at the ready....
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Re: Laptop and Netstumbler

Postby itsnotme » Sun Nov 20, 2011 6:47 pm

Yep, but apparently all of them are turned off because it's been 6 days after I expected to get roasted.

Or at least singed...
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Re: Laptop and Netstumbler

Postby Thorn » Wed Nov 23, 2011 8:56 am

How about deep fried? After all, it is almost national turkey day...
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Re: Laptop and Netstumbler

Postby streaker69 » Wed Nov 23, 2011 11:08 am

Thorn wrote:How about deep fried? After all, it is almost national turkey day...


Didn't you hear? Big Sister has declared turkey frying a threat to national security.
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Re: Laptop and Netstumbler

Postby Thorn » Wed Nov 23, 2011 11:25 am

streaker69 wrote:
Thorn wrote:How about deep fried? After all, it is almost national turkey day...


Didn't you hear? Big Sister has declared turkey frying a threat to national security.

It's a threat to national security ? Wow, it's a triple threat, it's a fire hazard, and it's bad for your health, and the TLAs will be staking out people with turkey friers.

It's just was well. All those fat rednecks that burn down their trailers will have a warm cell to spend the rest of the winter, plus jail health benefits are excellent, and all the free gym equipment they could possible want to use for those cardio workouts.
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Re: Laptop and Netstumbler

Postby itsnotme » Wed Nov 23, 2011 3:42 pm

I do debate the claim that turkey friers are more dangerous than BBQ's. A dumb 'un with a BBQ is equally as dangerous as a dumb 'un with a fryer. The only difference is that with the fryer they're more likely to damage themselves rather than others with the BBQ.

I'll stick with the flamethrower, I was looking forward to a free bikini wax.
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Re: Laptop and Netstumbler

Postby audit » Mon Nov 28, 2011 10:17 am

itsnotme wrote:I'll stick with the flamethrower, I was looking forward to a free bikini wax.


You DID ask for it. /dusts off the old flamethrower and does a test fire. Yep it's still working.

You swine. You vulgar little maggot. Don't you know that you are pathetic? You worthless bag of filth. As we say in up north, I'll bet you couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you.
You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you. You are a bloody nardless newbie twit protohominid chromosomally aberrant caricature of a coprophagic cloacal parasitic pond scum and I wish you would go away.
You're a putrescence mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.
You are a bleating fool, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done.
I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell?
If you aren't an idiot, you made a world-class effort at simulating one. Try to edit your writing of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly.
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And what meaning do you expect your delusionally self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake?
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On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go.
I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh.
The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped away most of what you wrote, because, well... it didn't really say anything. Your attempt at constructing a creative flame was pitiful. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective... Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are "challenged" persons in this world who find these things more difficult. If I had known, that this was your case then I would have never read your post. It just wouldn't have been "right". Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you.
P.S.: You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly, deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, Byzantine, conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, libelous, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb, evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative, paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic, diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive, dim, crazy, weird, dystopic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive, mind-numbing, abrasive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive, socially-retarded, puerile, clueless, and generally Not Good.
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Re: Laptop and Netstumbler

Postby Barry » Tue Nov 29, 2011 12:57 pm

Damn! You still have that as a hot-key??!! :D
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Re: Laptop and Netstumbler

Postby audit » Wed Nov 30, 2011 11:39 am

Hell it's on a poster on my wall and on the IT sheets that I give to all new employee's to read before they call for support. It's been nice and quiet around my phone and emails since I started passing them out.
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Re: Laptop and Netstumbler

Postby Starpoint » Sat Dec 03, 2011 6:43 am

audit wrote:
itsnotme wrote:I'll stick with the flamethrower, I was looking forward to a free bikini wax.


You DID ask for it. /dusts off the old flamethrower and does a test fire. Yep it's still working.

You swine. You vulgar little maggot. Don't you know that you are pathetic? You worthless bag of filth. As we say in up north, I'll bet you couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you.
You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you. You are a bloody nardless newbie twit protohominid chromosomally aberrant caricature of a coprophagic cloacal parasitic pond scum and I wish you would go away.
You're a putrescence mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon. (SEE original post for full comment)



(sniff) Audit.... that was beautiful man....... it reached into the soul touched it to see how tender (and juicy) it was before char-broiling it to a cinder.........
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Re: Laptop and Netstumbler

Postby itsnotme » Mon Dec 05, 2011 6:30 pm

Wow Audit, I think you went right past bikini-wax time to skin graft time.

Gotta agree with Starpoint, that was classic.

But... I'm going to call you on this one, "I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you." Come on, I don't think ANYONE would kiss a lawyer.
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Re: Laptop and Netstumbler

Postby laptopshack » Wed Dec 14, 2011 7:14 pm

Barry wrote:Damn! You still have that as a hot-key??!! :D

What hotkey is it? I am really new here. As I read each post so I understand but, really don't know what hotkey
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