Ipad or Iporn?

Ipad or Iporn?

Postby Starpoint » Sun Jan 31, 2010 8:23 am

Saw this on Gizmodo..... Ipad or Ispank?

As much as I love smart phones and all that, when I read stories like this, I envision someone walking down the street with earbuds in watching a porn, stepping out into traffic and Dawin's theory taking over.
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Postby streaker69 » Sun Jan 31, 2010 9:33 am

Adobe heats up iPad Flash bash • The Register

Apparently there's no Flash support?
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Postby theprez98 » Sun Jan 31, 2010 10:04 am

streaker69 wrote:Apparently there's no Flash support?

this is correct; same as the iPhone.
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Postby Barry » Sun Jan 31, 2010 10:40 am

theprez98 wrote:this is correct; same as the iPhone.


Which makes sense, since they run the same OS. Jobs hates Flash. Hopefully the iPad will become as popular as the iPod, and more people will update their web pages to be html5 compliant, and not have to rely on flash.
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Postby streaker69 » Sun Jan 31, 2010 11:01 am

Barry wrote:Which makes sense, since they run the same OS. Jobs hates Flash. Hopefully the iPad will become as popular as the iPod, and more people will update their web pages to be html5 compliant, and not have to rely on flash.


So everyone that may want one of these things is reliant upon the whims of one man. Nevermind what the customer wants, all bow down to whatever the fuckstick in the turtleneck wants.
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Postby Scruge » Sun Jan 31, 2010 11:10 am

streaker69 wrote:So everyone that may want one of these things is reliant upon the whims of one man. Nevermind what the customer wants, all bow down to whatever the fuckstick in the turtleneck wants.


what do you expect from a guy whos products are named after mini and maxi pads. I can't wait for the one with wings. :rolleyes:
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Postby streaker69 » Sun Jan 31, 2010 11:29 am

Scruge wrote:what do you expect from a guy whos products are named after mini and maxi pads. I can't wait for the one with wings. :rolleyes:


You can buy Apple products so you can be an individual as long as being an individual is doing exactly what Jobs wants.
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Postby Barry » Sun Jan 31, 2010 3:14 pm

streaker69 wrote:So everyone that may want one of these things is reliant upon the whims of one man. Nevermind what the customer wants, all bow down to whatever the fuckstick in the turtleneck wants.


Pretty much, but hey, it's his company. So far that reasoning is working for them. They have around 16 billion in the bank, so he must be doing something right.

streaker69 wrote:You can buy Apple products so you can be an individual as long as being an individual is doing exactly what Jobs wants.


I buy Apple products because I like the hardware. I also like having a Unix based OS running on it. Sure I could buy some cheap assed pos from Walmart and throw Ubuntu on it. But then I'd have some cheap assed pos from Walmart.
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Postby Thorn » Sun Jan 31, 2010 3:59 pm

If Adobe could make Flash not have security holes a semi rig can drive through, and load quickly, I might be upset that an egomaniac is attempting to change a market single-handily. However, he's got a really good point. If Jobs can drive a stake through Flash's heart, more power to him.

Of course, it might be nice if he'd take his own medicine as far as Safari goes...
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Postby Barry » Tue Apr 13, 2010 6:10 pm

The iPad Gets Sexy With Ryan Keely - ipad - Fleshbot

Wickedly NSFW!!! G8t will appreciate it though.
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Re: Ipad or Iporn?

Postby microapp » Tue Sep 27, 2011 4:49 am

Playboy’s entire library of porn will soon be available for iPad users despite iPad’s no-porn spy phone policy. I have a dubious view on this. It is neither good nor bad.. for some categoty of people, indeed.
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