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Postby Monitr7 » Sun Jan 02, 2005 5:07 pm

G8tK33per wrote: A drunk squirrel? Hey...I was drinking with that guy this weekend! Mutha-fucka couldn't stop lick...I mean looking at my friggin' nutz!

/me kicks a pile of trash and cigarette butts out of the way, empty vodka bottles roll about

"Ladies and Gentlemen, let's hear it for M7 and the NS crew!" (loud applause and whistles...bras and panties fly about)


/me catches a pair of panties, but lets them drop after seeing a tag on them with "Xarth" written on it. Ewww!

Holy shit! G8tK33per, everybody! How's it been going? I hear you got delayed. Let's hear about it, G8! Whaddaya say, folks?

/calls of "TELL US! TELL US! TELL US!" erupt. the audience looks forward to another amazing tale of tard-smacking, drinking, and various other vices.
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Postby audit » Sun Jan 02, 2005 6:33 pm

And on that note, let's wish all the future guests good luck in 2005. Those that thought I just mellowed are in for a treat this year. :cool:
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Postby Airstreamer » Sun Jan 02, 2005 11:49 pm

Man if you guys could bottle it, you'd be rich. :p

Just think, the NetStumble work out tard-- er, disc. From M7OtherG8 Productions, Inc. It slices, it dices, it chops, it flops! Take one a day with a glass of your favorite ethel to have killer abs in just a week!

Gawd, my sides are still hurting from laughing for an hour or so.

Great job folks!

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Postby Dutch » Mon Jan 03, 2005 2:42 am

audit wrote:And on that note, let's wish all the future guests good luck in 2005. Those that thought I just mellowed are in for a treat this year. :cool:


Damn.. A mellow Redneck is a Redneck who got a new gun for X-mas.. Damn that US-Mail, they can't deliver parcels on time... Me thinks audit might go postal soon... :eek:

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Postby Monitr7 » Mon Jan 03, 2005 3:52 am

audit wrote:And on that note, let's wish all the future guests good luck in 2005. Those that thought I just mellowed are in for a treat this year. :cool:


And you know we're all looking forward to it, audit! Stumblers and Stumblettes, truly one of the classic veteran flame-meisters on the NS forum: audit!

/audience erupts in audit chants and shouts of "GIT-R-DONE!". large-caliber weapons are fired into the air. thank god for lloyd's of london.

We're looking for even greater things from this wiley bastard in the coming year!

Oh,hey! We got fan mail! Check it out!

Airstreamer wrote:Man if you guys could bottle it, you'd be rich.

Just think, the NetStumble work out tard-- er, disc. From M7OtherG8 Productions, Inc. It slices, it dices, it chops, it flops! Take one a day with a glass of your favorite ethel to have killer abs in just a week!

Gawd, my sides are still hurting from laughing for an hour or so.

Great job folks!

Steve


Thanks, Airstreamer! We do our best to please here on the WTOTD show. And, of course, feel free to join in the barbeque at any time!

This next clip, I believe, shows what a dedicated group of forum regulars can do when confronted by multiple fuckwads. It was kinda like a martial arts movie, where the heroes beat the living shit out of a whole metric ass-load of bad guys! Wa-saaaah! (/me does "super tiger kicks tard nuts" kung-fu move). Roll the tardage, Ralfus!

That kicked ass! Now where the hell's G8? Probably out with the roving tard cam, looking for roving tards! G8, check in, bubba!
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Postby G8tK33per » Mon Jan 03, 2005 4:12 am

Monitr7 wrote:
Holy shit! G8tK33per, everybody! How's it been going? I hear you got delayed. Let's hear about it, G8! Whaddaya say, folks?


De-layed and layed again! Orange juice isn't just for breakfast any more folks!

/me rubs crotch, winks ( laughter from the crowd...holy shit...did that fat chick just lick her lips?)

Yeah...um, took a couple of days to wash the voluminous copiusness of TardFuck essence from within the inner sanctum of the gray matter substantiation and to cleanse the permutations of the flaming aura immaculations.......

/me shakes my head, looks at The Others...."what the fuck did you put in my booze?"
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Postby Monitr7 » Mon Jan 03, 2005 4:24 am

G8tK33per wrote:Yeah...um, took a couple of days to wash the voluminous copiusness of TardFuck essence from within the inner sanctum of the gray matter substantiation and to cleanse the permutations of the flaming aura immaculations.......

/me shakes my head, looks at The Others...."what the fuck did you put in my booze?"


/me hands G8 some wood-grain alcohol to clear out the effects.

So let me see if I have it right. The tards were getting to you, and you took a few days off to shake the cobwebs. Am I even close? Damn you, Others]go monkey go![/URL]
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Postby The Others » Mon Jan 03, 2005 5:11 am

/The Others quickly gives G8 his bottle back,

Me sir? I havn't fiddled with anything...

/Looks around nervously and is just about to blame it on excitement when Ralfus saves him; turns out there's some tard bumming in the South Seas.

Roll that tape Ralfus and kids, look away now!

/The Others can't belief that two men would do that to each other. So much winking...
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Postby Monitr7 » Mon Jan 03, 2005 5:57 am

I'd have to say that islandtropicalfruit, as well as his mantoy, JetPilot (henceforth known as RamRod), are well on their way to being two of the premier tards for 2005! Good job, fucknuts! You keep acting stupid, and we'll keep laughing at you!

Well, folks, that's pretty much it for 2004! It was a year full of tragedy, comedy, and most important of all (at least for this show) tardery. We're glad you tuned in, throwed some stuff, and encouraged our bad behavior! G8 and Others? Any last parting thoughts for the sheep, er, audience?
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Postby G8tK33per » Mon Jan 03, 2005 6:10 am

Monitr7 wrote:I'd have to say that islandtropicalfruit, as well as his mantoy, JetPilot (henceforth known as RamRod), are well on their way to being two of the premier tards for 2005! Good job, fucknuts! You keep acting stupid, and we'll keep laughing at you!

Well, folks, that's pretty much it for 2004! It was a year full of tragedy, comedy, and most important of all (at least for this show) tardery. We're glad you tuned in, throwed some stuff, and encouraged our bad behavior! G8 and Others? Any last parting thoughts for the sheep, er, audience?

Personally...I'd stay tuned if I were you, folks. I can sense more classic audit-b-que's coming from the north woods in the new season!

/raises near-empty bottle of vodka in a toast to M7 for a job well done and heads to dressing room to pee in The Others' locker for spiking my booze.
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Postby The Others » Mon Jan 03, 2005 6:26 am

Yeah, I think there's going to be some good entertainment. I know the mods are working hard to remove tardness from the forum, but, they can't get there first everytime, so WTOTD still has a strong future. We've seen the good things that have gone before and now, with the likes of IslandersKeepItInTheFamilly and RocketJockey, these good things shall only continue.

WTOTD is a great community builder that benefits every member of this fine forum.

/The crowd go wild for M7, fearing a stage invasion, The Others leaves to find a wet locker. Never mind, the after show excessives are still still to be carried out, as are many WTOTD celebs after too many of the excessives. The Others hopes Monitr7 will be ok on stage alone will all those women; he'll probably be fine...
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Postby Monitr7 » Mon Jan 03, 2005 6:42 am

/calls in security monkies to halt the advancing throng of females. okay; not exactaly a throng. more like a group. okay just two. they're fat. the monkies kick their asses. good monkies.

Well, folks, that's the show. Let's hear it for G8 and Others! Without those two guys, this show would've gone to hell about two pages ago! Also, I'd like to thank audit, KIF, Dutch, Thorn, and the rest of the NS regulars for making this whole thing possible. Give it up, people!

/"WTOTD" chants abound. One of the Citri is being burned in effigy of the original Citrus. Monkey crap is getting out of control.

But now, I'd like to take you out with a song. Hit it, Snuffy...

/to the tune of "Thanks for the Memories" by Bob Hope. spoken words in parenthesis.

Thanks... for the tardery
You sent a PM for me
About breaking an AP
You opened yourself up for abuse and overwhelming cruelty!

Oh thank you... so much (you dumbass)

Thanks... for the tardery
You didn't have a clue
On what NS could do
Now Tony and Gerrardo have you targeted for poo!

Oh thank you... yes, thank you... (fuckin' tard)
soooo... muuuuuuuuch!

/wipes tear from eye. damn, I'm good!

Good-night! Go home! Please smack the tards on the way out! Someone shut out the lights, lock the doors and close the thread!

/a shower of confetti comes down on the audience. upon closer inspection, each one has a picture of Blackwave's avatar on it. a fine tribute.

/makes way out for after-show party with G8, Others, the monkies and ten hot midgets. yeaaaaaah, midgets! :D
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Postby G8tK33per » Mon Jan 03, 2005 6:50 am

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