Barry wrote:I always played Chaotic Evil characters. They have more fun.
[color="White"]At least I don't dress up as a cleric yelling "magic missile" while throwing golf balls at some dude dressed up as an ogre....[/color]
Graham: Galstaff, you have entered the door to the north. You are now by yourself standing in a dark room; the pungent stench of mildew emanates from the wet dungeon walls.
Nightblade: Where are the Cheetos?
Graham: They’re right next to you.
Galstaff: I cast a spell.
Nightblade: Where’s the Mountain Dew!
Graham: In the Fridge. DUH!
Galstaff: I wanna cast a spell.
Nightblade: Can I have a Mountain Dew!
Graham: Yes, you can have a Mountain Dew, just go get it.
Galstaff: I can cast any of these right, on the list?
Graham: Yes, any ,any of the first level ones.
Nightblade: I’m gonna get a soda, any one want one? Hey Graham I’m not in the room right?
Graham: What room?
Galstaff: I wanna cast magic missile.
Nightblade: The room where he’s casting all these spells from!
Graham: He hasn’t cast any thing yet.
Galstaff: I am though if you’d listen. I’m casting Magic Missile.
Graham: Why are you casting Magic Missile, there’s nothing to attack here.
Galstaff: I- I- I’m attacking the darkness.
(laughing)
Graham: Fine fine you attack the darkness. there’s an elf in front of you.
Picard: Whoa! That’s me right?
Graham: He’s wearing a , h, uh brown tunic and he has gray hair and blue eyes.
Picard: No I don’t, I have gray eyes.
Graham: Let me see that sheet.
Picard: Well it says I have, well it says I have blue but I decided I wanted gray eyes.
Graham: Whatever, ok, you guys can talk to each other now if you want.
Galstaff: Hello.
Picard: Hello.
Galstaff: I am Galstaff, Sorcerer of Light.
Picard: Then how come you had to cast Magic Missile?
(laughing)
Graham: Y- Y- Y- You guys are being attacked.
Nightblade: Do I see that happening!?!
Graham: NO! You’re outside by the tavern.
Nightblade: Cool, I get drunk!
Graham: Ugh. There are there are seven ogres surrounding you.
Picard: How can they surround us? I had Mordenkainens Magical Watch Dog cast!
Graham: No you didn’t.
Nightblade: I’m getting drunk! Are there any girls there?
Picard: I totally did. You asked me if I wanted any equipment before this adventure, and I said no, but I need material components for all my spells, so I cast Mordenkainens Faithful Watch Dog.
Graham: But you never actually cast it.
Nightblade: Roll the dice to see if I’m getting drunk!
Graham: Ugh. Yeah you are.
Nightblade: Are there any girls there?
Graham: Yeah!
Picard: I did though; I completely said when you asked me...
Graham: No you didn’t. You didn’t actually say that you were casting the spell so now there’s ogres. Ok?
Nightblade: OGRES!?! Man, I got an ogre slaying knife! It’s got a +9 against ogres!
Graham: You’re not there, you’re getting DRUNK!
Nightblade: Ok, but if there’s any girls there I wanna do them!