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Postby Thorn » Fri Aug 04, 2006 5:10 am

I have the semi-auto civilian version, HK94 (pre-ban). You're welcome to come up and shoot it anytime.
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Postby theprez98 » Fri Aug 04, 2006 5:17 am

Thorn wrote:I have the semi-auto civilian version, HK94 (pre-ban). You're welcome to come up and shoot it anytime.

<quickly plans multiple trips when I get home, hopes the wife will agree (not likely)> ;)
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Postby theprez98 » Fri Aug 25, 2006 7:10 am

Blogger automagically merged me into their Blogger Beta program which (by definition) is not working 100% yet. My blog got caught in their mess. It's still there, but won't publish. In the meantime, if you visit my blog, I started reposting here for the timebeing.

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Postby streaker69 » Fri Aug 25, 2006 7:12 am

theprez98 wrote:Blogger automagically merged me into their Blogger Beta program which (by definition) is not working 100% yet. My blog got caught in their mess. It's still there, but won't publish. In the meantime, if you visit my blog, I started reposting here for the timebeing.

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Postby theprez98 » Fri Aug 25, 2006 7:14 am

streaker69 wrote:Not to be cornfuzed with the Chronicles of Nambla, or the Chronicles of Narnia.

That's one site I wouldn't want to be cornfuzed with.
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Postby Dutch » Fri Aug 25, 2006 8:36 am

theprez98 wrote:That's one site I wouldn't want to be cornfuzed with.

The latter is about going into a closet, the former is about coming out from the closet ?

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Postby theprez98 » Fri Aug 25, 2006 8:37 am

Blogger fixed their issues anyways, so everything is working again here.

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Postby streaker69 » Tue Sep 05, 2006 5:34 am

From: transact0001@terra.es [mailto:transact0001@terra.es]
Sent: 04 September 2006 14:09
Subject: BUSINESS ASSISTANCE FROM IRAQ

Dear Friend,

I am Sgt Chung Lee Tao of the US Marine Force on Monitoring and Peace –keeping mission in Baghdad-Iraq. On the 10th day of August 2006,

We were alerted on the sudden presence of some Terrorists camping in a suburb not too far from Karbala here in Iraq. After Immediate intervention, we captured three (3) of the Terrorists, twenty-six (26) were killed leaving seven (7) injured.

In the process of torture they confessed being rebels for late Ayman al-Zawahiri and took us to a cave in Karbala which served as their camp.

Here we recovered several guns, bombs and other Ammunitions including some boxes among which two contains nuclear weapons, one filled with hard drugs (cocaine) and the other four to my amazement contain some US Dollars amounting to $25M after I and two of my junior intelligent officers counted them. I however instructed them to keep this in high secrecy.

I am in keen need of a "Reliable and Trustworthy" person like you who would receive, secure and protect these boxes containing the US Dollars for me up on till my assignment elapses in here in Iraq. I assure and promise to give you 20% of this fund.

Please assure me of your keeping this topmost secret to protect my job with the US Monitoring and Peace-Keeping mission.

Sincere regards,
Sgt Chung Lee Tao


Hey, just got this email, was wondering if you could assist in getting that $25million over here. ;)
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Postby Thorn » Tue Sep 05, 2006 5:42 am

Well, at least he's not Nigerian.
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Postby theprez98 » Tue Sep 05, 2006 7:54 am

[quote="streaker69"]Hey, just got this email, was wondering if you could assist in getting that $25million over here. ]
I'll try to get the money AND the nukes.
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Postby Barry » Tue Sep 05, 2006 8:05 am

theprez98 wrote:I'll try to get the money AND the nukes.


You could just give them some nukes. You can pick whatever delay you want on the fuse.
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Postby theprez98 » Tue Sep 05, 2006 8:08 am

I'm surprised we get to deal directly with Sgt Chung Lee Tao! Usually there is a barrister involved and all those fees.
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Postby streaker69 » Tue Sep 05, 2006 8:12 am

theprez98 wrote:I'm surprised we get to deal directly with Sgt Chung Lee Tao! Usually there is a barrister involved and all those fees.


I just realized, it has to be a scam.

to my amazement contain some US Dollars amounting to $25M after I and two of my junior intelligent officers counted them.


The guy is in the marines, and he used intelligent to describe officers.
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Postby fregniacciaro » Tue Sep 05, 2006 9:46 am

streaker69 wrote:I just realized, it has to be a scam.



The deal would be off anyway. You didn't "keeping it topmost secret".
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Postby streaker69 » Tue Sep 05, 2006 10:09 am

fregniacciaro wrote:The deal would be off anyway. You didn't "keeping it topmost secret".


Hey, I only shared it with the people I trust the mostest.
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