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Postby Monitr7 » Tue Jul 12, 2005 8:28 am

WarGlossary
n., A listing of words beginning with the "war" prefix. Heavily added to in 2004 by various members of the NS Forum as part of a multitude of thread hijacks. Entries included, but were not limited to:

WarTard
WarPorn
WarFarming
WarWhacking
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Postby audit » Tue Jul 12, 2005 9:30 am

Fucking moronic throwback of Evolution:

All people that cross audit and think they can outflame, outdrink, or have him outgunned.

Also all tards that think they can slip by his Evolution radar.
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Postby Dutch » Tue Jul 12, 2005 9:39 am

audit wrote:Fucking moronic throwback of Evolution:

All people that cross audit and think they can outflame, outdrink, or have him outgunned.

Also all tards that think they can slip by his Evolution radar.

/reminder to self : Retract application for participation in StumblerCon Drinking competition, and submit application to participate in StumblerCon Shooting competition. (I hope the latter competition takes place after Audit wins the former competition... :D)

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Postby wrzwaldo » Tue Jul 12, 2005 10:01 am

Dutch wrote:/reminder to self : Retract application for participation in StumblerCon Drinking competition, and submit application to participate in StumblerCon Shooting competition. (I hope the latter competition takes place after Audit wins the former competition... :D)

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Postby Airstreamer » Tue Jul 12, 2005 5:53 pm

Monitr7 wrote:WarGlossary
n., A listing of words beginning with the "war" prefix. Heavily added to in 2004 by various members of the NS Forum as part of a multitude of thread hijacks. Entries included, but were not limited to:

WarTard
WarPorn
WarFarming
WarWhacking
WarMistake



She DIDN'T swallow. :D
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Postby Dutch » Thu Jul 14, 2005 3:26 am

Junly - n, Start of Yearly period where school is out, and fucktards are let loose.
Julgust - n, End of Yearly period where school is out, and fucktards are let loose.
Junlygust - n, Yearly period where school is out, and fucktards are let loose.

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Postby Starpoint » Thu Jul 14, 2005 5:16 am

Dutch wrote:Junly - n.
Yearly period where school is out, and fucktards are let loose.

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Hmmm should it not be "JunGust" (June -August) which is the normal months schools out and the `tards run rampant.
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Postby wrzwaldo » Thu Jul 14, 2005 6:16 am

Starpoint wrote:Hmmm should it not be "JunGust" (June -August) which is the normal months schools out and the `tards run rampant.


It should be both as Junly is the start of the season and Jungust is the entire season. I like them both, well done.
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Postby Dutch » Thu Jul 14, 2005 7:40 am

Starpoint wrote:Hmmm should it not be "JunGust" (June -August) which is the normal months schools out and the `tards run rampant.



Edited the original entry. Satisfied now guys ? :rolleyes:

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Postby wrzwaldo » Thu Jul 14, 2005 8:11 am

Dutch wrote:Edited the original entry. Satisfied now guys ? :rolleyes:

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Me? Never!
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Postby Dutch » Wed Aug 31, 2005 10:38 am

Sepoctember - n, Period following Junlygust where the tards have returned to school, and proceed to ask questions about how to circumvent the filters, encryption and other security measures put in place by the network admins, during the tards absence in Junlygust.

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Postby Monitr7 » Thu Sep 01, 2005 3:38 am

Janebarch (jan-ehb-arch) - n, Period following Sepoctember, in which tards, fresh from receiving new wireless gear from Mommy and Daddy for ChrismaKwanzHanaSolstice, invade the forum. Normally marked by questions regarding illegal and/or stupid behavior.
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Postby theprez98 » Thu Sep 01, 2005 5:37 am

Standy - n, not to be confused with standby (a power-saving version of your computer), standy is a condition experience by males, especially in the morning, which can prevent correct aiming during the urination process.
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Postby Mark57 » Thu Sep 01, 2005 5:43 am

theprez98 wrote:Standy - n, not to be confused with standby (a power-saving version of your computer), standy is a condition experience by males, especially in the morning, which can prevent correct aiming during the urination process.


Standy - L and Standy - R same as above but with left or right cant.

I can't personally confirm this condition, but heard about it in high school football locker room banter. ;)
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Postby streaker69 » Thu Sep 01, 2005 5:48 am

[quote="Mark57"]Standy - L and Strandy - R same as above but with left or right cant.

I can't personally confirm this condition, but heard about it in high school football locker room banter. ]

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1. Monotonous talk filled with platitudes.
2. Hypocritically pious language.
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4. Cant See Shelta.
5. Whining speech, such as that used by beggars.
6. The special terminology understood among the members of a profession, discipline, or class but obscure to the general population; jargon. See Synonyms at dialect.
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