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Postby Dutch » Thu Sep 01, 2005 5:58 am

Handy-Standy - n
1) A position taken in the bathroom, to correct aiming during the uriniation process, when inflicted by the Standy condition.
2) Nickname for the procedure undertaken by a partner (paid or unpaid) or one self, in order to correct the Standy condition.

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Postby Mark57 » Thu Sep 01, 2005 8:15 am

[quote="streaker69"]WTF? If your dick is talking to ya, I think you might wanna lay off the mushrooms.

cant2 Audio pronunciation of "cant" ( P ) Pronunciation Key (knt)
n.

1. Monotonous talk filled with platitudes.
2. Hypocritically pious language.
3. The special vocabulary peculiar to the members of an underworld group]


:confused: WTF? Ummm no, "cant" as in to lean. Check your Thesaurus. Synonyms: angle, bevel, careen, grade, heel, incline, list, recline, rise, slant, slope, tilt, tip
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Postby streaker69 » Thu Sep 01, 2005 8:19 am

Mark57 wrote::confused: WTF? Ummm no, "cant" as in to lean. Check your Thesaurus. Synonyms: angle, bevel, careen, grade, heel, incline, list, recline, rise, slant, slope, tilt, tip


I know, just screwin' with ya. :)
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Postby theprez98 » Thu Sep 01, 2005 8:56 am

shit-ton (unit of measure) - a shit-ton consists of exactly 1,154 Access Points.
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Postby Mark57 » Thu Sep 01, 2005 8:58 am

streaker69 wrote:I know, just screwin' with ya. :)


Me too. That was my mirror reflection back at you. ;) Can't show any signs of weakness around here you know. :D
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Postby Mark57 » Thu Sep 01, 2005 9:05 am

theprez98 wrote:shit-ton (unit of measure) - a shit-ton consists of exactly 1,154 Access Points.



Then it must follow . . .

shit-brick (unit of measure) - a shit-brick consists of one Access Point.

almost shit/fart (unit of measure) - an almost shit/fart consists of one Access Point without GPS.

OH shit (unit of measure) - an OH shit consists of one Access Point that someone else contributed first.
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Postby Monitr7 » Thu Sep 01, 2005 9:25 am

Mark57 wrote:Then it must follow . . .

shit-brick (unit of measure) - a shit-brick consists of one Access Point.

almost shit/fart (unit of measure) - an almost shit/fart consists of one Access Point without GPS.

OH shit (unit of measure) - an OH shit consists of one Access Point that someone else contributed first.


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Postby beakmyn » Thu Sep 01, 2005 11:01 am

1 Shit-Ton = 1.12 long Shit Tons (For you Texans) = 0.9071847 Metric Shit Tons
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Postby Mark57 » Thu Sep 01, 2005 11:10 am

beakmyn wrote:1 Shit-Ton = 1.12 long Shit Tons (For you Texans) = 0.9071847 Metric Shit Tons


Are you saying Texans are big shits or bigger shits? :D j/k
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Postby Scruge » Thu Sep 01, 2005 11:54 am

beakmyn wrote:1 Shit-Ton = 1.12 long Shit Tons (For you Texans) = 0.9071847 Metric Shit Tons

Hot Shit-Ton = "Hot Air" BTU Ton = 10.39861352 Shit-Ton
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Postby Starpoint » Thu Sep 01, 2005 12:17 pm

beakmyn wrote:1 Shit-Ton = 1.12 long Shit Tons (For you Texans) = 0.9071847 Metric Shit Tons


No, that would be a "Truckload"

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Postby theprez98 » Tue Sep 27, 2005 11:22 am

WMPH - acronym for "Waaa, My Pussy Hurts," or what fucktards do when they get banned. Common WMPH behavior is signing up for multiple accounts to whine to moderators.
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Postby streaker69 » Tue Sep 27, 2005 11:25 am

theprez98 wrote:WMPH - acronym for "Waaa, My Pussy Hurts," or what fucktards do when they get banned. Common WMPH behavior is signing up for multiple accounts to whine to moderators.


Or aboot moderators.
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Postby theprez98 » Sun Jun 17, 2007 5:43 am

Celebutard - a portmanteau for celebrity, debutant, and fucktard. Paris Hilton. No other explanation needed.
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Postby streaker69 » Tue Aug 14, 2007 4:54 pm

Incompetwat: Someone that claims to be Second Level Tech support for any given company but then proceeds to make statements like "It sounds like something bad happened"*, "You can't use a firewall on your network with our product"**, or "it's common for our modems to take anywhere from 10 to 15 minutes to connect"***.

* Modicon Tech support after we flashed an Ethernet module with firmware they supplied, and the web interface failed to function afterwards.

** Allen Bradley tech support after we couldn't connect to a certain CPU via ethernet. Tech's claim that our firewall, on the otherside of a T1 was causing us not to connect to it, even though we were plugged directly into it with a cross over cable.

*** Multitech Tech support after we spent an entire day trying to get a pair of LeasedLine Modems to function, even hooking them up back to back they'd take forever to connect.
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