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Postby wrzwaldo » Mon Jun 27, 2005 6:12 am

I would like to put an unofficial dictionary together here is my opening contribution.


Fucktarditude

A contraction of "fucktard fortitude".
fucktard + fortitude = fucktarditude

Strength of mind that allows one to fully demonstrate they are in fact a full on FUCKTARD.
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Postby Dutch » Mon Jun 27, 2005 7:04 am

wrzwaldo wrote:Strength of mind that allows one to fully demonstarte they are in fact a full on FUCKTARD.

Demonstarte

"Demonstarte" someone is what happens when somebody shows fucktartitude on the forums, and G8tk33per is around to read it.
Contraction of "Demon" and "Start"

Psst.. Dictionary.com.... Dumbass... ;)

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Postby wrzwaldo » Mon Jun 27, 2005 8:03 am

[quote="Dutch"]

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Psst.. Dictionary.com.... Dumbass... ]


Bookmark added! ;)

And good addition for "Demonstarte"!
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Postby Beard » Mon Jun 27, 2005 9:21 am

Disearchia

A mental condition in which the victum does not or cannot see or understand the use of the letters "S- E- A- R-C-H", in that order. This condition is, in many cases, symptomatic of Fucktarditude and can result in Demonstarte [demonstart?].

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Postby Monitr7 » Mon Jun 27, 2005 9:40 am

Failatio
n., the condition in which the poster, after being flamed, napalmed, crispycritterized, binned and banned, fails to comprehend that his/her/its comments are not only unhelpful, but unwelcomed.

crispycritterize
v., to engage a poster (after establishing that said poster is an insipid, bipedal, spermatological recepticle) with vicious flaming, to the point that the poster is reduced to something resembling an overdone potroast.

IBSR
n., acronym; Insipid Bipedal Spermatological Recepticle. A general slur toward moronic posters, normally issued by Monitr7.
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Postby wrzwaldo » Wed Jul 06, 2005 7:24 am

Structuate

A contraction of "structure create".
structure + create = structuate

An inability to structure proper sentences and create readable written dialog. Most common among lazy forum posters.
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Postby Beard » Wed Jul 06, 2005 9:50 am

Lafpo

Lazy + forum [f*****g or f***tard ?] + poster

Lafpos

Lazy + f*****g [f***tard ?] + piece + of + s***
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Postby streaker69 » Fri Jul 08, 2005 6:58 pm

Tard Physhing

A favorite pasttime of Myself and many of the regulars. Pasttime includes baiting a tard to reveal their true intentions by asking leading questions. Normally leads to laughs and many references to Monty Python.
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Postby Scruge » Sat Jul 09, 2005 8:15 am

streaker69 wrote:Tard Physhing

A favorite pasttime of Myself and many of the regulars. Pasttime includes baiting a tard to reveal their true intentions by asking leading questions. Normally leads to laughs and many references to Monty Python.



Here's a few possible Tard physhing terms you all may consider.

WallTard = Wall Hanger + Tard...."A game tard of trophy proportions. Worthy of stuffing, mounting and hanging on a wall."

SlotTard = Slot Limit + Tard...."A game tard bearing certain restrictions and is subject to daily and in possession limits, basically an average tard."

PanTard = Pan + Tard...."To small to grill but cooks nicely in a skillet or frying pan. Usually this group is made up of small trashtard species and preadolescent game tards."
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Postby Thorn » Sat Jul 09, 2005 8:18 am

Scruge wrote:Here's a few possible Tard physhing terms you all may consider.

WallTard = Wall Hanger + Tard...."A game tard of trophy proportions. Worthy of stuffing, mounting and hanging on a wall."

SlotTard = Slot Limit + Tard...."A game tard bearing certain restrictions and is subject to daily and in possession limits, basically an average tard."

PanTard = Pan + Tard...."To small to grill but cooks nicely in a skillet or frying pan. Usually this group is made up of trashtard species and preadolescent game tards."

Maybe we need a "Catch and Release" Forum? ;)
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Postby Dutch » Sat Jul 09, 2005 8:24 am

[quote="Thorn"]Maybe we need a "Catch and Release" Forum? ]
Would be a change from the "Put'n'take" Newbie Lounge section ;)

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Postby Scruge » Sat Jul 09, 2005 8:35 am

It goes without saying, the mods are the "Game Tard Wardens". ;)
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Postby Dutch » Sat Jul 09, 2005 8:47 am

[quote="Scruge"]It goes without saying, the mods are the "Game Tard Wardens". ]
In that case, we want a raise in salary.... :cool:

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Postby Scruge » Sat Jul 09, 2005 9:13 am

Dutch wrote:In that case, we want a raise in salary.... :cool:

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Then you need to start selling Tard physhing licenses. :cool:
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Postby Dutch » Tue Jul 12, 2005 8:13 am

EWE - An expression used when both disgusted and in awe at the same time. Contraction of "Euuuuww" and "Awe"...
First used by G8tk33per in response to this picture.

Could also be used by those so inclined as an approriate response to the Goatse picture, Bill Clinton's affair with Monica Lewinsky, and many other situations.

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