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Virtual Sex brought to you by Microsoft Kinect. NSFW

Postby Starpoint » Tue Dec 21, 2010 8:28 am

Ultimate safe Sex practice

Virtual sex

FINALLY Microsoft gives us something useful
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Postby Thorn » Tue Dec 21, 2010 11:45 am

Great, just great. I was going to try and develop my "Minority Report" UI this week, but now I can't. You posted this, and G8t bought up every Kinect on the Eastern Seaboard.
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Postby Starpoint » Tue Dec 21, 2010 5:32 pm

Just don't buy any "used" ones from Ebay from G8t's seller ID.
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Postby G8tK33per » Wed Dec 22, 2010 4:50 am

Starpoint wrote:Just don't buy any "used" ones from Ebay from G8t's seller ID.


Lightly used, each supplied with remaining plastic wrap in original box.
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Postby streaker69 » Wed Dec 22, 2010 5:55 am

G8tK33per wrote:Lightly used, each supplied with remaining plastic wrap in original box.


...and a photo with it bathed in UV light so you can see where you can actually touch it.
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Postby Barry » Wed Dec 22, 2010 6:08 am

Burn it! Burn it with fire!
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Postby beakmyn » Thu Jan 13, 2011 5:41 am

G8tK33per wrote:Lightly used, each supplied with remaining plastic wrap in original box.


That's not plastic wrap!
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