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Postby beakmyn » Sun Aug 21, 2005 1:32 pm

I just signed up another site site that uses the same forum program and since it's been so long since I signed up here and I don't want to create a bogus account do we have a welcome message?

The first time I logged in on the other forum I saw

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Welcome to the Ipaq HQ Forums.
Hello beakmyn,
Why not make that first post! Our records indicate that you have never posted to our site before! Why not make your first post today by saying hello to our community in our <link> forum.

Become an active part of the iPaqHQ online community!

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I'm thinking we have links to the all the pertinent sections in the welcome desk, faq, etc.
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Postby theprez98 » Sun Aug 21, 2005 1:37 pm

I don't think there is one. If so, it wasn't very memorable. :p
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Postby streaker69 » Sun Aug 21, 2005 2:03 pm

If there isn't one, one should be created. Maybe it should read.

You haven't made your first post yet, now is the time. Please do so without reading the welcome desk. If you have an inane question that's been asked thousands of times before, feel free to ask it without first searching the forums. If you need immediate help, please ask for one of our resident spoonfeeders to solve all your problems.

Thank you.
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Postby wrzwaldo » Sun Aug 21, 2005 2:04 pm

streaker69 wrote:If there isn't one, one should be created. Maybe it should read.

You haven't made your first post yet, now is the time. Please do so without reading the welcome desk. If you have an inane question that's been asked thousands of times before, feel free to ask it without first searching the forums. If you need immediate help, please ask for one of our resident spoonfeeders to solve all your problems.

Thank you.



HAHAHAHA! Priceless.
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Postby Dutch » Sun Aug 21, 2005 3:19 pm

streaker69 wrote:If there isn't one, one should be created. Maybe it should read.

You haven't made your first post yet, now is the time. Please do so without reading the welcome desk. If you have an inane question that's been asked thousands of times before, feel free to ask it without first searching the forums. If you need immediate help, please ask for one of our resident spoonfeeders to solve all your problems.

Thank you.

On behalf of ALL the moderators and the administrators of the NS forums, I have just put a contract on streaker69 with some columbian friends.
Please stay at least 10 feet away from him, unless you want to be caught in the crossfire. You have been warned.

:D

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Postby streaker69 » Sun Aug 21, 2005 5:29 pm

Dutch wrote:On behalf of ALL the moderators and the administrators of the NS forums, I have just put a contract on streaker69 with some columbian friends.
Please stay at least 10 feet away from him, unless you want to be caught in the crossfire. You have been warned.

:D

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I know some people from Columbia, PA. Although the only reason anyone goes there is for the cheesy strip bar.
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Postby Thorn » Sun Aug 21, 2005 5:33 pm

streaker69 wrote:I know some people from Columbia, PA. Although the only reason anyone goes there is for the cheesy strip bar.

Amish strippers? :eek:
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Postby streaker69 » Sun Aug 21, 2005 5:40 pm

Thorn wrote:Amish strippers? :eek:


Yep, and not a single one of them looks like Kelly McGillis.

Amish women, you could say are au naturale.
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Postby Dutch » Sun Aug 21, 2005 8:02 pm

streaker69 wrote:Yep, and not a single one of them looks like Kelly McGillis.

Amish women, you could say are au naturale.

So it wasn't one of them, who at the last presidential campaign entered the podium, lifted her skirt, dropped her drawers, and shouted at the top of her lungs : "I'll show you how to vote: NO MORE BUSH!!!" ?

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Postby Madhadder » Wed Aug 24, 2005 9:41 am

Hello,

Welcome to the Netstumbler forums....

Use the SEARCH BUTTON....

Now F-Off, and don't bother the Forum Oldies.. :D
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Postby Dutch » Wed Aug 24, 2005 11:52 am

Madhadder wrote:Hello,

Welcome to the Netstumbler forums....

Use the SEARCH BUTTON....

Now F-Off, and don't bother the Forum Oldies.. :D

Why should Thorn be the only one getting preferential treatment, and not be bothered by the newbies ??!?

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Postby Monitr7 » Thu Aug 25, 2005 7:49 am

I'm thinking of an "Abandon Hope, All Ye Who Enter Here" kinda thing, but that would be misleading, as this forum is very helpful. Maybe "Abandon Credibility, All Tards Who Enter Here".
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Postby Madhadder » Thu Aug 25, 2005 9:44 am

For The Record "Forum Oldies" are those with a user ID of 1500 or lower..

Madhadder = 20
Dutch = 29725

Don't know your User # check your profile (The # at the end of the URL will tell you)
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Postby audit » Thu Aug 25, 2005 10:08 am

Madhadder wrote:For The Record "Forum Oldies" are those with a user ID of 1500 or lower..

Madhadder = 20
Dutch = 29725

Don't know your User # check your profile (The # at the end of the URL will tell you)


now mine's not as low as yours but remember the great forum crash? I was gone and didn't get back to register again for awhile and most of the people that have low numbers know I was here just as early as them so do use that as an excuse.
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Postby Monitr7 » Thu Aug 25, 2005 10:11 am

audit wrote:now mine's not as low as yours but remember the great forum crash? I was gone and didn't get back to register again for awhile and most of the people that have low numbers know I was here just as early as them so do use that as an excuse.

Yessir, I sure does r'member that there crash. I done been a me'mer o' this forum since nineteen ought three! Jes' 'cause I have a number like 13117...
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