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PostPosted: Fri Feb 17, 2006 1:52 pm
by terrafox72
Streaker....punk fan, eh "I'm not crazy! You're the one that's crazy!"

PostPosted: Fri Feb 17, 2006 4:54 pm
by streaker69
terrafox72 wrote:Streaker....punk fan, eh "I'm not crazy! You're the one that's crazy!"


Oh well, the insurance money was about to run out anyway. ;)

PostPosted: Fri Feb 17, 2006 5:27 pm
by Barry
A buddie of mine just spent two hours explaining to the non-american gateway customer disservice chick that Alaska really is a part of the US. She was trying to send him over to the international repair number.

PostPosted: Fri Feb 17, 2006 5:30 pm
by beakmyn
Barry wrote:A buddie of mine just spent two hours explaining to the non-american gateway customer disservice chick that Alaska really is a part of the US. She was trying to send him over to the international repair number.


Show her the map, it's right there next to Hawaii south of California!

PostPosted: Fri Feb 17, 2006 5:39 pm
by Thorn
Barry wrote:A buddie of mine just spent two hours explaining to the non-american gateway customer disservice chick that Alaska really is a part of the US. She was trying to send him over to the international repair number.
Hahahaha. That reminds me of the two Jamaican gentlemen in New Jersey who, upon seeing the registration plate on my car, started arguing about whether Vermont was part of the US.

PostPosted: Fri Feb 17, 2006 5:51 pm
by Dutch
Thorn wrote:Hahahaha. That reminds me of the two Jamaican gentlemen in New Jersey who, upon seeing the registration plate on my car, started arguing about whether Vermont was part of the US.

I thought Vermont seceded way back in the 1960's ??

Dutch

PostPosted: Fri Feb 17, 2006 6:07 pm
by dakkon2k
Thorn wrote:Hahahaha. That reminds me of the two Jamaican gentlemen in New Jersey who, upon seeing the registration plate on my car, started arguing about whether Vermont was part of the US.

WoW! :eek:
Jamaicans that far north?
New Jersey is in the US? When did that happen? I bet we traded Kaliforina for it:rolleyes:

PostPosted: Fri Feb 17, 2006 6:08 pm
by streaker69
dakkon2k wrote:WoW! :eek:
Jamaicans that far north?
New Jersey is in the US? When did that happen? I bet we traded Kaliforina for it:rolleyes:


As far as I'm concerned, I wish Bugs Bunny would show up and cut Kalifornication and New Jersey off and let them float away, like he did with Florida.

PostPosted: Fri Feb 17, 2006 7:24 pm
by MikeP928
streaker69 wrote:As far as I'm concerned, I wish Bugs Bunny would show up and cut Kalifornication and New Jersey off and let them float away, like he did with Florida.


Hey, just the southern half of FL. The northern half is just us rednecks that spilled over from south Georgia and southern Alabama. We do let a few of them slip north of Mouseville, just so we don't have to mow the yard or pull the weeds around the trailer.

MikeP

PostPosted: Fri Feb 17, 2006 7:36 pm
by streaker69
MikeP928 wrote:Hey, just the southern half of FL. The northern half is just us rednecks that spilled over from south Georgia and southern Alabama. We do let a few of them slip north of Mouseville, just so we don't have to mow the yard or pull the weeds around the trailer.

MikeP


Now I wasn't saying that we should cut away florida (well, maybe Miami, and everyone that voted for Pat Buchanon).

PostPosted: Fri Feb 17, 2006 7:38 pm
by Barry
If we cut away FL where the hell will we send the old people??

PostPosted: Fri Feb 17, 2006 7:38 pm
by streaker69
Barry wrote:If we cut away FL where the hell will we send the old people??


I think maybe about 20 to 30 minutes to the west of Washington DC sounds like a good place.

PostPosted: Fri Feb 17, 2006 7:46 pm
by MikeP928
streaker69 wrote:Now I wasn't saying that we should cut away florida (well, maybe Miami, and everyone that voted for Pat Buchanon).


Screw with us and we will hijack another election. Just so the rest of you know that your vote does not count. We will relieve you of having to make all those tough decisions.

MikeP

PostPosted: Fri Feb 17, 2006 7:46 pm
by MikeP928
Barry wrote:If we cut away FL where the hell will we send the old people??



No Shit!!

PostPosted: Fri Feb 17, 2006 8:00 pm
by G8tK33per
MikeP928 wrote:Screw with us and we will hijack another election. Just so the rest of you know that your vote does not count. We will relieve you of having to make all those tough decisions.

MikeP

Thanks, Chad.