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PostPosted: Sat Jan 01, 2005 7:50 pm
by C1trus
Why do you guys alwaus make fun of me. It's nyt lske I ever did anething to you. msybe not a stupid one like me but you were once a newb.

PostPosted: Sat Jan 01, 2005 8:30 pm
by RedSector
SWEET! Citrus is back!
...and still cant spell or type.

PostPosted: Sat Jan 01, 2005 8:34 pm
by sparafina
RedSector wrote:SWEET! Citrus is back!
...and still cant spell or type.


That's Bizzaro C1trus, demand only the real Citrus with the Santy Clause avatar. Somebody get that clown off stage!! Give him the boot!!

PostPosted: Sat Jan 01, 2005 8:37 pm
by RedSector
I don't know, if you look at the old Citrus posts his last avatar is the same as the one C1trus is using.
http://forums.netstumbler.com/showthread.php?t=3617&highlight=Citrus <--example

PostPosted: Sat Jan 01, 2005 8:59 pm
by Thorn
RedSector wrote:I don't know, if you look at the old Citrus posts his last avatar is the same as the one C1trus is using.
http://forums.netstumbler.com/showthread.php?t=3617&highlight=Citrus <--example

And now a Public Service Announcement:
That was due to a Vbulletin upgrade that changed the stock avatars. Citrus originally used the Santa Claus avatar, which was displayed in BW's famous "Die Citrus" image.

PostPosted: Sat Jan 01, 2005 10:17 pm
by RedSector
Ahhh, I see.
Unfortunately it was before my time.

PostPosted: Sun Jan 02, 2005 5:44 am
by beakmyn
That's not Citrus his post count is wrong!
You mean to tell me that he could REALLY keep his damn mouth shut for 9 months?!
Unmask this phallicy and you'll find it's XARTH

PostPosted: Sun Jan 02, 2005 9:04 am
by The Others
/The other original fake, C!trus runs on to stage. Some people look confused, so ralfass rolls this one.

/A cheer from the audiece goes up. The crowd are going wild! They love the sight of Mr White squeezed into a newbie suit!

PostPosted: Sun Jan 02, 2005 1:21 pm
by C!trus
all yuos guys r assholz

wheer did all my pots go

why do my posts keep dissappeering

oh i wish i knew evrything

PostPosted: Sun Jan 02, 2005 2:01 pm
by Thorn
C1trus wrote:Why do you guys alwaus make fun of me. It's nyt lske I ever did anething to you. msybe not a stupid one like me but you were once a newb.


C!trus wrote:all yuos guys r assholz

wheer did all my pots go

why do my posts keep dissappeering

oh i wish i knew evrything


:eek: Dueling Citruses! :eek:

(Or should it be 'Dualing Citruses'? 'Dueling Citruses'? 'Dualing Citrii'? The mind boogles.)

PostPosted: Sun Jan 02, 2005 2:35 pm
by Monitr7
Thorn wrote::eek: Dueling Citruses! :eek:

(Or should it be 'Dualing Citruses'? 'Dueling Citruses'? 'Dualing Citrii'? The mind boogles.)


/gives both Citri machetes and a tube of KY

Okay, take ten paces, turn and come out doing whatever! Just don't get anything on me!

/much hilarity ensues, obviously. M7 is glad that a few other people got behind this show, as burnout for even semi-witty material was approaching.

Let's give it up for RedSector, Thorn, sparafina, Others (naturally), and the deuling Citri!

/a skillet flies across the studio and hits one of the Citri in the nads. out of nowhere, Tony the Wonder Monkey and Gerrardo the Wild Whupping Marmoset (M7's monkey) descend on both Citri with stun guns and brass knuckles. we didn't even know they made brass knucks that small!

What the hell, roll the next clip, Ralfus!!

PostPosted: Sun Jan 02, 2005 3:06 pm
by The Others
/The Others watches those poor, helpless citrus wanabees turned to mush by the monkeys. The crowd are going wild, everyone's having a good time. There's something missing, however; someone should be here to see this. Remembering who it was, The Others instructs ralf to display the only known photograph of a living legend.

Take it away Ralf!

/Women, men and the infirm almost die with pleasure.

PostPosted: Sun Jan 02, 2005 3:30 pm
by Monitr7
The Others wrote: There's something missing, however]someone[/I] should be here to see this. Remembering who it was, The Others instructs ralf to display the only known photograph of a living legend.

Take it away Ralf!

/Women, men and the infirm almost die with pleasure.


Yeah, I've been wondering about that myself. You'd think he'd be done with the old lady by now. Good lord, a guy's gotta have his priorities! I'm sure he'll be here sooner or later. You're right though, friend Others; the show's not quite the same without ol' G8.

But, in the mean time...

PostPosted: Sun Jan 02, 2005 4:27 pm
by G8tK33per
[quote="Monitr7"]Yeah, I've been wondering about that myself. You'd think he'd be done with the old lady by now. Good lord, a guy's gotta have his priorities! I'm sure he'll be here sooner or later. You're right though, friend Others]
A drunk squirrel? Hey...I was drinking with that guy this weekend! Mutha-fucka couldn't stop lick...I mean looking at my friggin' nutz!

/me kicks a pile of trash and cigarette butts out of the way, empty vodka bottles roll about

"Ladies and Gentlemen, let's hear it for M7 and the NS crew!" (loud applause and whistles...bras and panties fly about)

PostPosted: Sun Jan 02, 2005 4:57 pm
by The Others
/The Others throws the squirrel accross the stage

You damn nut looker!

/Tony the eager monkey scamps after the squirrel and does what no monkey should

No Tony! For the love of jeebus! Have you completly forgotten nature? You're from two different worlds! Sure, you both life in trees, but it would never work!

/Despite the worries, the resulting scene is quite amusing; people pretend to be disgusted, but nobody stops it...