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PostPosted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 8:28 am
by Monitr7
WarGlossary
n., A listing of words beginning with the "war" prefix. Heavily added to in 2004 by various members of the NS Forum as part of a multitude of thread hijacks. Entries included, but were not limited to:

WarTard
WarPorn
WarFarming
WarWhacking
WarMistake

PostPosted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 9:30 am
by audit
Fucking moronic throwback of Evolution:

All people that cross audit and think they can outflame, outdrink, or have him outgunned.

Also all tards that think they can slip by his Evolution radar.

PostPosted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 9:39 am
by Dutch
audit wrote:Fucking moronic throwback of Evolution:

All people that cross audit and think they can outflame, outdrink, or have him outgunned.

Also all tards that think they can slip by his Evolution radar.

/reminder to self : Retract application for participation in StumblerCon Drinking competition, and submit application to participate in StumblerCon Shooting competition. (I hope the latter competition takes place after Audit wins the former competition... :D)

Dutch

PostPosted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 10:01 am
by wrzwaldo
Dutch wrote:/reminder to self : Retract application for participation in StumblerCon Drinking competition, and submit application to participate in StumblerCon Shooting competition. (I hope the latter competition takes place after Audit wins the former competition... :D)

Dutch


You have to be careful when dealing with rednecks. Most of them shoot better after they get a few ounces of sour mash in 'em (more things end up dead anyway).

PostPosted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 5:53 pm
by Airstreamer
Monitr7 wrote:WarGlossary
n., A listing of words beginning with the "war" prefix. Heavily added to in 2004 by various members of the NS Forum as part of a multitude of thread hijacks. Entries included, but were not limited to:

WarTard
WarPorn
WarFarming
WarWhacking
WarMistake



She DIDN'T swallow. :D

PostPosted: Thu Jul 14, 2005 3:26 am
by Dutch
Junly - n, Start of Yearly period where school is out, and fucktards are let loose.
Julgust - n, End of Yearly period where school is out, and fucktards are let loose.
Junlygust - n, Yearly period where school is out, and fucktards are let loose.

Dutch

PostPosted: Thu Jul 14, 2005 5:16 am
by Starpoint
Dutch wrote:Junly - n.
Yearly period where school is out, and fucktards are let loose.

Dutch



Hmmm should it not be "JunGust" (June -August) which is the normal months schools out and the `tards run rampant.

PostPosted: Thu Jul 14, 2005 6:16 am
by wrzwaldo
Starpoint wrote:Hmmm should it not be "JunGust" (June -August) which is the normal months schools out and the `tards run rampant.


It should be both as Junly is the start of the season and Jungust is the entire season. I like them both, well done.

PostPosted: Thu Jul 14, 2005 7:40 am
by Dutch
Starpoint wrote:Hmmm should it not be "JunGust" (June -August) which is the normal months schools out and the `tards run rampant.



Edited the original entry. Satisfied now guys ? :rolleyes:

Dutch

PostPosted: Thu Jul 14, 2005 8:11 am
by wrzwaldo
Dutch wrote:Edited the original entry. Satisfied now guys ? :rolleyes:

Dutch


Me? Never!

PostPosted: Wed Aug 31, 2005 10:38 am
by Dutch
Sepoctember - n, Period following Junlygust where the tards have returned to school, and proceed to ask questions about how to circumvent the filters, encryption and other security measures put in place by the network admins, during the tards absence in Junlygust.

Dutch

PostPosted: Thu Sep 01, 2005 3:38 am
by Monitr7
Janebarch (jan-ehb-arch) - n, Period following Sepoctember, in which tards, fresh from receiving new wireless gear from Mommy and Daddy for ChrismaKwanzHanaSolstice, invade the forum. Normally marked by questions regarding illegal and/or stupid behavior.

PostPosted: Thu Sep 01, 2005 5:37 am
by theprez98
Standy - n, not to be confused with standby (a power-saving version of your computer), standy is a condition experience by males, especially in the morning, which can prevent correct aiming during the urination process.

PostPosted: Thu Sep 01, 2005 5:43 am
by Mark57
theprez98 wrote:Standy - n, not to be confused with standby (a power-saving version of your computer), standy is a condition experience by males, especially in the morning, which can prevent correct aiming during the urination process.


Standy - L and Standy - R same as above but with left or right cant.

I can't personally confirm this condition, but heard about it in high school football locker room banter. ;)

PostPosted: Thu Sep 01, 2005 5:48 am
by streaker69
[quote="Mark57"]Standy - L and Strandy - R same as above but with left or right cant.

I can't personally confirm this condition, but heard about it in high school football locker room banter. ]

WTF? If your dick is talking to ya, I think you might wanna lay off the mushrooms.

cant2 Audio pronunciation of "cant" ( P ) Pronunciation Key (knt)
n.

1. Monotonous talk filled with platitudes.
2. Hypocritically pious language.
3. The special vocabulary peculiar to the members of an underworld group; argot.
4. Cant See Shelta.
5. Whining speech, such as that used by beggars.
6. The special terminology understood among the members of a profession, discipline, or class but obscure to the general population; jargon. See Synonyms at dialect.