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PostPosted: Thu Sep 01, 2005 5:58 am
by Dutch
Handy-Standy - n
1) A position taken in the bathroom, to correct aiming during the uriniation process, when inflicted by the Standy condition.
2) Nickname for the procedure undertaken by a partner (paid or unpaid) or one self, in order to correct the Standy condition.

Dutch

PostPosted: Thu Sep 01, 2005 8:15 am
by Mark57
[quote="streaker69"]WTF? If your dick is talking to ya, I think you might wanna lay off the mushrooms.

cant2 Audio pronunciation of "cant" ( P ) Pronunciation Key (knt)
n.

1. Monotonous talk filled with platitudes.
2. Hypocritically pious language.
3. The special vocabulary peculiar to the members of an underworld group]


:confused: WTF? Ummm no, "cant" as in to lean. Check your Thesaurus. Synonyms: angle, bevel, careen, grade, heel, incline, list, recline, rise, slant, slope, tilt, tip

PostPosted: Thu Sep 01, 2005 8:19 am
by streaker69
Mark57 wrote::confused: WTF? Ummm no, "cant" as in to lean. Check your Thesaurus. Synonyms: angle, bevel, careen, grade, heel, incline, list, recline, rise, slant, slope, tilt, tip


I know, just screwin' with ya. :)

PostPosted: Thu Sep 01, 2005 8:56 am
by theprez98
shit-ton (unit of measure) - a shit-ton consists of exactly 1,154 Access Points.

PostPosted: Thu Sep 01, 2005 8:58 am
by Mark57
streaker69 wrote:I know, just screwin' with ya. :)


Me too. That was my mirror reflection back at you. ;) Can't show any signs of weakness around here you know. :D

PostPosted: Thu Sep 01, 2005 9:05 am
by Mark57
theprez98 wrote:shit-ton (unit of measure) - a shit-ton consists of exactly 1,154 Access Points.



Then it must follow . . .

shit-brick (unit of measure) - a shit-brick consists of one Access Point.

almost shit/fart (unit of measure) - an almost shit/fart consists of one Access Point without GPS.

OH shit (unit of measure) - an OH shit consists of one Access Point that someone else contributed first.

PostPosted: Thu Sep 01, 2005 9:25 am
by Monitr7
Mark57 wrote:Then it must follow . . .

shit-brick (unit of measure) - a shit-brick consists of one Access Point.

almost shit/fart (unit of measure) - an almost shit/fart consists of one Access Point without GPS.

OH shit (unit of measure) - an OH shit consists of one Access Point that someone else contributed first.


'n shit.

PostPosted: Thu Sep 01, 2005 11:01 am
by beakmyn
1 Shit-Ton = 1.12 long Shit Tons (For you Texans) = 0.9071847 Metric Shit Tons

PostPosted: Thu Sep 01, 2005 11:10 am
by Mark57
beakmyn wrote:1 Shit-Ton = 1.12 long Shit Tons (For you Texans) = 0.9071847 Metric Shit Tons


Are you saying Texans are big shits or bigger shits? :D j/k

PostPosted: Thu Sep 01, 2005 11:54 am
by Scruge
beakmyn wrote:1 Shit-Ton = 1.12 long Shit Tons (For you Texans) = 0.9071847 Metric Shit Tons

Hot Shit-Ton = "Hot Air" BTU Ton = 10.39861352 Shit-Ton

PostPosted: Thu Sep 01, 2005 12:17 pm
by Starpoint
beakmyn wrote:1 Shit-Ton = 1.12 long Shit Tons (For you Texans) = 0.9071847 Metric Shit Tons


No, that would be a "Truckload"

This state has more PickUp trucks than any other I know of.

PostPosted: Tue Sep 27, 2005 11:22 am
by theprez98
WMPH - acronym for "Waaa, My Pussy Hurts," or what fucktards do when they get banned. Common WMPH behavior is signing up for multiple accounts to whine to moderators.

PostPosted: Tue Sep 27, 2005 11:25 am
by streaker69
theprez98 wrote:WMPH - acronym for "Waaa, My Pussy Hurts," or what fucktards do when they get banned. Common WMPH behavior is signing up for multiple accounts to whine to moderators.


Or aboot moderators.

PostPosted: Sun Jun 17, 2007 5:43 am
by theprez98
Celebutard - a portmanteau for celebrity, debutant, and fucktard. Paris Hilton. No other explanation needed.

PostPosted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 4:54 pm
by streaker69
Incompetwat: Someone that claims to be Second Level Tech support for any given company but then proceeds to make statements like "It sounds like something bad happened"*, "You can't use a firewall on your network with our product"**, or "it's common for our modems to take anywhere from 10 to 15 minutes to connect"***.

* Modicon Tech support after we flashed an Ethernet module with firmware they supplied, and the web interface failed to function afterwards.

** Allen Bradley tech support after we couldn't connect to a certain CPU via ethernet. Tech's claim that our firewall, on the otherside of a T1 was causing us not to connect to it, even though we were plugged directly into it with a cross over cable.

*** Multitech Tech support after we spent an entire day trying to get a pair of LeasedLine Modems to function, even hooking them up back to back they'd take forever to connect.